Terça-feira, 20 de Fevereiro de 2007
Sábado, 17 de Fevereiro de 2007
Pai Nosso
Que estais nos Céus,
Santificado seja o Vosso nome.
Venha a nós o Vosso reino,
Seja feita a Vossa vontade
Assim na Terra como no Céu.
O pão nosso de cada dia nos dai hoje.
Perdoai-nos as nossas ofensas
Assim como nós perdoamos a quem nos tem ofendido
E não nos deixeis cair em tentação
Mas livrai-nos do Carnaval.
Amén.
Terça-feira, 13 de Fevereiro de 2007
- Women wear high heels to bed.
- Men are never impotent.
- When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
- If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
- Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
- Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
- Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
- Women always orgasm when men do.
- A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
- All women are noisy fucks.
- People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
- Those tits are real.
- A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
- Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
- If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
- Double penetration makes women smile.
- Asian men don't exist.
- If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
- There's a plot.
- When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
- Nurses suck patient's cocks.
- Men always pull out.
- When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
- Women never have headaches... or periods.
- When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
- Assholes are clean.
- A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
- Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.
- Men don't have to beg.
- When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
Quinta-feira, 8 de Fevereiro de 2007

A modelo e actriz Anna Nicole Smith foi hoje encontrada morta num quarto de um hotel da Flórida, nos Estados Unidos, afirmou o seu advogado, Ronald Rale.
A morte de Anna Nicole Smith surge cinco meses após o falecimento do filho da actriz Daniel Smith, de 20 anos, que morreu nas Bahamas.
"Uma morte. Duas grandes perdas."